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Your phone menu, professionally voiced in minutes.

Can't pick up while you're out in the field or on a job? Tell us a few facts about your business. We write a clear greeting and a press-1 menu, voice it, and hand you audio files ready for the phone you already have.

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  • Keep your number
  • You approve every word
  • Natural-sounding AI voices

Example menu
A mobile detailing service

  1. Today's availability
  2. Services and prices
  3. Where we work
  4. How to book
  5. Get a quote or leave a message
An illustration of a typical menu. When your day changes, only the "today" clip needs redoing.
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Hear it before you decide

Real files from our pack, made for fictional sample businesses. Play one the way a caller would hear it.

Single greeting

Shine Route Mobile Detailing

Mobile car detailing that comes to your home or work, Missouri · fictional business · Voice B (warm male)

For voicemail, cell phones and any phone with one greeting.

Single greeting0:29

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Thanks for calling Shine Route Mobile Detailing. We come to your home or work. Today we are fully booked, and our next openings are Thursday morning and Friday afternoon. A maintenance wash starts at 79 dollars, and a full detail starts at 229 dollars, plus 40 dollars for an SUV or truck. We serve Lakeport, Osage Bend, Linn Creek and Camden Point. After the tone, leave your name, number, vehicle and the service you want, and we will call you back today.

Single greeting

Clearview House Washing

Soft wash house washing for siding, roofs, decks and concrete, Indiana · fictional business · Voice A (warm female)

For voicemail, cell phones and any phone with one greeting.

Single greeting0:37

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Thank you for calling Clearview House Washing. We provide soft wash cleaning for your home's siding, roof, deck and concrete. Rain has pushed our crew back about 2 hours today. We have openings next Tuesday. House soft wash starts at 299 dollars for a single-story home. We serve Greenfield, Fortville, McCordsville, New Palestine and Cumberland. Most homes can be quoted by phone from the address and square footage. Free estimates. After the tone, leave your name, number, address, and which surfaces you want cleaned. We will call back within 1 business day.

Greeting + press-1 menu

Crooked Gate Pumpkin Patch

Pumpkin patch with a corn maze and wagon rides, Ohio · fictional business · Voice A (warm female)

One greeting for voicemail, or a menu for business phone services: the caller hears the main menu, presses 1, and hears today's status.

Single greeting0:38

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Hello and thank you for calling Crooked Gate Pumpkin Patch. We are closed today due to wet fields from heavy rain. We plan to reopen Saturday at 10 AM. We have a good supply of carving pumpkins and pie pumpkins, and a light selection of gourds ready for picking. Weekend admission is 8 dollars per person, ages 3 and up, and includes the wagon ride and corn maze. We are at 880 Miller Pike in Ashby, Ohio, across from the Ashby grain elevator. Check our website or Facebook page for updates. Leave your name, number, and group size after the tone, and we will call back within a day.

Main menu0:24

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Hello and thank you for calling Crooked Gate Pumpkin Patch. For today's hours and conditions, press 1. For what's ready to pick, press 2. For prices and payment, press 3. For directions and parking, press 4. For rules and what to bring, press 5. For groups, reservations and orders, press 6. To leave a message, press 7.

Press 1: Today's status0:07

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We are closed today due to wet fields from heavy rain. We plan to reopen Saturday at 10 AM.

Sample businesses, names and phone details are made up. Voices are AI-generated.

How it works

Three steps, no recording booth

No new phone number, no app to learn. You end up with audio files and a plain-English guide to where each one goes.

  1. Tell us about your business

    Your hours, what's available, prices, directions and how you want messages handled. A short email is enough.

  2. We write it, you tweak it

    We turn your facts into a short, clear script for each menu option. Change any line you like, and nothing is recorded until you approve it.

  3. Download and upload

    You get finished clips in the formats phone systems accept, plus a single greeting for voicemail. Upload them, and callers get answers.

Works with your phone

Will it work with my phone?

Here's the honest answer. It depends on whether your phone lets you upload a greeting file.

Upload directly

Business phone services

These let you upload a greeting and a separate clip for each menu option. Your pack works as-is.

  • RingCentral
  • Grasshopper
  • Quo (OpenPhone)
  • Ooma Office
  • Dialpad
  • Nextiva
  • Vonage Business
  • 8x8
  • Zoom Phone
  • Google Workspace (Voice auto attendant)

Some services only take one file type (Nextiva wants a phone-system WAV, Grasshopper wants MP3). Every pack includes both.

Works, with one manual step

Cell voicemail, Google Voice, answering machines

These don't accept files, and they only have one greeting. You get a single combined greeting that you play in: start recording your greeting, then play the clip from another phone on speaker in a quiet room.

It works, but the phone re-records the audio, so it won't sound quite as crisp as an upload. In the works: a simpler option for cell and landline numbers.

Who it's for

Built for businesses that can't always pick up

Owner-operators who miss calls on the job, and seasonal businesses whose answer changes every day. If callers keep asking the same few questions, a good phone menu answers them for you.

"Can you come out this week?"

Mobile detailers

You're mid-wash or mid-polish when the phone rings. A clear greeting tells callers your service area, what you offer and how to book, and asks for the details you need to quote.

  • Sounds established from the first ring
  • Callers leave the vehicle, location and service they want
  • Works on the business phone apps most operators use

"How much for my house?"

House washing and soft-wash

Ladders, hoses and loud equipment don't mix with answering calls. Let your greeting cover what you clean, your area and how quotes work, then take a useful message.

  • Answers the same questions so you don't have to
  • Fewer voicemails missing an address or callback number
  • Update it when you're booked out or the weather turns

"Are you open today?"

U-pick farms and pumpkin patches

Weather and picking conditions change the answer daily. Many farms already ask people to call before they come, then re-record the message by hand each morning.

  • Today's status as its own short clip, easy to swap
  • What's ready, prices and directions a press away
  • Group visits handled with a message prompt
What you get

What's in the pack

One download with everything your phone could ask for, and a guide to which file goes where.

A single combined greeting

About 30 to 40 seconds covering today's status, what you offer, prices and where to find you. For voicemail and any phone with one greeting.

A clip for every menu option

The main menu ("press 1 for today's hours…"), then one clip per option and a closing. For phone services with a press-1 menu.

MP3 and phone-system WAV

MP3 for uploading to most services, plus 8 kHz telephone WAV files for the systems that require them.

A plain-English guide

Which file to use for a menu, which for voicemail, which format your phone wants, plus the full script so you can check every line.

Questions

Frequently asked questions

Is it a real person?

No. The voices are natural-sounding AI voices. We write the script from the facts you give us, you read and approve every word before anything is recorded, and then you download the finished files.

Can I update it when things change?

Yes. Send us the change, like "closed today because of rain" or new prices, and we re-record the lines that changed. Today's status is its own short clip, so a daily update only swaps one file.

Which phones does it work with?

Business phone services that accept uploaded greetings, such as RingCentral, Grasshopper, Quo, Ooma, Dialpad, Nextiva, Vonage, 8x8, Zoom Phone and Google Workspace, take the files directly. Cell voicemail, personal Google Voice and answering machines can't take files, so you play the single greeting in while recording. More detail.

Do I need a new phone number or app?

No. You keep your number and your phone service. We give you audio files, and you put them on the line you already have. We never make calls or send texts on your behalf.

Can I write my own script?

You can change any line. We keep every menu to the same simple structure, with short lines and one topic per option, because that's what callers find easiest. Each change is checked so the message stays clear before you approve it.

What does it cost?

We're in early access, and pricing will be announced soon. Email us to be first in line.

Want one for your business?

Email us your business name and the phone or phone service you use. We'll reply with next steps.

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